[Gif 1: “The pundits have asked ‘Is this all some joke?’ I say if they are calling being allowed to form a Super PAC and collecting unlimited, untraceable amounts of money from individuals, unions and corporations and spend[sic] that money on political ads and for person[sic] enrichment and then surrender that Super PAC to one of my closest friends while I explore a run for office.
Gif 2: If that is a joke, then they are saying our entire campaign finance system is a joke]
When Colbert is on point he is always really on point.
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- Me: Am I free to assemble a protest of peaceful peers?
- Government: Only with a permit.
- Me: Am I free to travel?
- Government: Only with a passport.
- Me: Am I free to pursue my own ideas of happiness?
- Government: Only within these constraints.
- Me: Am I free to start a business?
- Government: Only with a license.
- Me: Am I free to marry who I wish?
- Government: Only with my consent.
- Me: Am I free?
- Government: I'm legally obligated to say that you are.
- Government: Stop asking so many questions.
If lil Wayne met Tupac
- Lil Wayne: Tupac? You're my inspiration! I can't believe I'm meeting you!
- Tupac:
- Lil Wayne:
- Tupac:
- Lil Wayne:
- Tupac:
- Lil Wayne:
- Tupac: ...Nigga are those leggings?
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chicks…..smh
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dude ran over a seal?!?!
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